Give that dude an IQ test to find out where he falls on the bell curve. I'm guessing on the far left side.
Give that dude an IQ test to find out where he falls on the [bell curve](http://i2.wp.com/www.highiqpro.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/IQ-bell-curve.jpg?resize=466%2C264). I'm guessing on the far left side.
Oh, the humanity...