[–] jobes 2 points (+2|-0)

The incident comes weeks after another Florida man tried to avoid arrest after he was found rolling naked in a muddy ditch and making bird noises.

Now that is a good way to try and avoid arrest

[–] PCaut 1 points (+1|-0)

Shouldn't have breathed so much.

[–] Annelise [OP] 0 points (+0|-0)

Yeah... Hasn't he ever seen a Tarzan movie where he uses a cut reed to breath? What an amateur ;-)

[–] Dii_Casses 1 points (+1|-0)

At least he didn't go out like that one Encyclopedia Brown story.