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The "Anthropomorphic Toy" section.
The "Simulated Weapons of War" section.
The "Outdoor Three-Wheeled Vehicle" section.

The video games section is already co-ed.

[–] jobes [OP] 5 points (+5|-0)

Frankly we should just go all the way and remove all sectioning in retail stores. We could start putting Barbie dolls next to chainsaws and GI Joe in the lingerie section.

And toilets right out in the open, next to the aisle. You can put the magazine racks on one side and slow selling merchandise on the other.

[–] jobes [OP] 3 points (+3|-0)

Put the toilets up higher on a step so you can get a shoe shine while you poo. Also put a small coffee shop next to the shoe shiner so you can help get the juices flowing. Good combo for business