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[–] OeeThaGreat 3 points (+3|-0)

I don't think the local farmers would appreciate me chasing their cows to catch the urine. I already get enough flack for stealing the cow shit and smearing it all over myself.

Does anyone know of a reputable cow piss vendor?

That brings back memories from 18 years ago. Malaysian authorities grapple with cow dung-sniffing addicts.

[–] OeeThaGreat 2 points (+2|-0)

I'm not addicted. I can stop sniffing cow poop whenever I want.