‘I drink cow urine every day. That is why I do not have Covid right now’ says Indian ruling party politician

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I don't think the local farmers would appreciate me chasing their cows to catch the urine. I already get enough flack for stealing the cow shit and smearing it all over myself.

Does anyone know of a reputable cow piss vendor?

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[–] GuyIDisagreeWith 3 points (+3|-0)

That brings back memories from 18 years ago. Malaysian authorities grapple with cow dung-sniffing addicts.

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[–] OeeThaGreat 2 points (+2|-0)

I'm not addicted. I can stop sniffing cow poop whenever I want.

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[–] jobes [OP] 2 points (+2|-0)

I never knew you could do that

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[–] Dii_Casses 3 points (+3|-0)

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[–] CDanger 2 points (+2|-0)

Was the Phuks user who sold me fox urine lying that it protects me from Covid?

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[–] jobes [OP] 2 points (+2|-0)

No, that stuff is legit. Did you drink your daily liter yet?

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‘I drink cow urine every day. That is why I do not have Covid right now’ says Indian ruling party politician

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