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[–] angeredwhackjob 2 points (+2|-0)

The main ingredient of miracle-gro

[–] OeeThaGreat 0 points (+0|-0) Edited

I have been rubbing miracle-gro on my micro penis for 3 years and it hasn't grown larger than my belly. Do you have any tips on growing a penis beyond my giant stomach?

I must consume! Get wider!