Cats will train their humans more than the other way around. They also liter-train their own kittens and teach them to manipulate humans.
Cats were worshiped in Ancient Egypt, and they never forgot that.
Cat purring has many different meanings. Most commonly it is a sign of contentment. But can also be pain, fear, excitement, or any strong feeling.
Cats whiskers are hard-wired into their nervous system. Cutting them can really mess with their senses.
A well fed cat will kill more often than a hungry one. It's about sport, not necessity.
A cat has a very high probability of surviving any fall, even at terminal velocity into pavement.
A cat spends %65-%85 of its life asleep.
Humans did not domesticate cats. They partially domesticated themselves, and made humans adapt the rest of the way
At least 3 cats have held a political office, and their approval rates are in the 98th percentile when compared to human counterparts.
Cats are the most successful killers by almost any metric. Most total kills per year, highest rate of kills per individual, longest serial killing streak, most brutal and savage murder, etc.
The main reason a cat will never eat you is because you're too big. Midgets should consider another pet.
When a cat brings you a dead animal, it is not an 'offering' or 'present'. It is an attempt to train a seemingly retarded human that fails when hunting without help. The cat is not worshiping you, he thinks you're pathetic. But he cares enough that he doesn't want you to starve.
In the past, black cats were thought to poses magic because they did. They still do, they just hide it better now.
Male cats are left-pawed. Female cats are right-pawed.
If a cat is doing that strange sound where it's mouth is part open and jaw is twitching, stop laughing and help it out. That is not a happy noise. It is extreme frustration. Most often cause by the overwhelming desire to murder a victim that it can't reach.
Cats can't taste 'sweetness'.
If a cat loves you. It's because you've earned it. A cat never feels that they owe anyone anything, so if they show affection it is genuine.
You can actually "tell a cat you love him/her" by squinting your eyes and relaxing your face, most often they return the squint. It's showing affection/trust by "daring to close your eyes in pressence"