Camping with a toddler = no sex

[–] jobes 1 points (+1|-0)

I have also found that camping without women usually also means no sex

[–] OeeThaGreat [OP] 1 points (+1|-0)

If you are alone, you can have sex with your hand.

[–] Mattvision -1 points (+0|-1)

Nothing you have ever done in your life has resulted in a sexual encounter

[–] jobes 1 points (+1|-0)

Finally a good use for the downvote

[–] [Deleted] 1 points (+1|-0)

I have to imagine that your post comes from direct, perhaps recent experience.

[–] OeeThaGreat [OP] 1 points (+1|-0)

Yes, the experience is ongoing. We have a plan that may trick the toddler into actually sleeping with the siblings tonight, but it kind of ruins the magic when you plan for it. Only a little bit though.

[–] [Deleted] 1 points (+1|-0)

Hah!

I was wondering why anyone would take a toddler camping, but I see you took all of the kids.

[–] OeeThaGreat [OP] 2 points (+2|-0)

Yes, we foolishly decided to take all 3 children camping. Next time, we are going to lock them all in a cage and leave them home.

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