Cannibal who killed and ate gay lover with CABBAGE loses parole bid

It goes with everything, I don't see the problem.

See? Adding cabbage to any dish makes it taste better.

If he'd been smart enough to cook him up with Asparagus, they wouldn't even have charged him in the first place!

All hail The Mighty Lord Asparagus!

So he killed his gay lover with cabbage, then ate his gay lover with cabbage?

I'm asking because the article is behind click-wall.