Patiently I seek my future spouse among my suiters, a man of noble birth who has the finest cabbages of the land...

@jobes will u please court this young virgin

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[–] sidewalker_Principle 2 points (+2|-0)

This is your alt, isn't it?

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I would bet all my Phuks that it is. Something about this users vernacular makes me assume it's a guy speaking how he thinks a much younger female talks.

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[–] [Deleted] 0 points (+0|-0)

is this jobes?

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[–] jobes 1 points (+1|-0)

this is jobes, i think

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Patiently I seek my future spouse among my suiters, a man of noble birth who has the finest cabbages of the land...

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/s/Cabbage