Patiently I seek my future spouse among my suiters, a man of noble birth who has the finest cabbages of the land...

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@jobes will u please court this young virgin

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[–] sidewalker_Principle 2 points (+2|-0)

This is your alt, isn't it?

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I would bet all my Phuks that it is. Something about this users vernacular makes me assume it's a guy speaking how he thinks a much younger female talks.

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[–] [Deleted] 0 points (+0|-0)

is this jobes?

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[–] jobes 1 points (+1|-0)

this is jobes, i think

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[–] E-werd 1 points (+1|-0)

I'll make you some mean Haluski.

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[–] [Deleted] -1 points (+0|-1)

hmm

A generous and creative suggestion for a first date, you are on my list of potentials for sure!

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[–] ScorpioGlitch 0 points (+0|-0)

It's brussels sprouts every day of the week!

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[–] sidewalker_Principle 1 points (+1|-0)

I think you two would make a cute couple.

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[–] ScorpioGlitch 0 points (+0|-0)

Pshaw, you wouldn't use the word "cute" if you'd ever seen me in real life.

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Patiently I seek my future spouse among my suiters, a man of noble birth who has the finest cabbages of the land...

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/s/Cabbage