I never signed on for this war, if anything I am a conscientious objector as I enjoy both yet I have been branded unfairly as a cabbage supporter. Why can I not enjoy both broccoli and cabbage. Also Asparagus is the best vegetable anyway.
The power I feel from the almighty cabbage easily out shines anything brought on by the wimpy ASSparagus.
Sure, I can experience my own urinal stench after consuming some young shoots. But the room clearing stench of cabbage can not be ignored.
The power I feel from the almighty cabbage easily out shines anything brought on by the wimpy ASSparagus.
Sure, I can experience my own urinal stench after consuming some young shoots. But the room clearing stench of cabbage can not be ignored.
You clearly have not seen the POWER of asparagus. Come experience its power and bask in the power it will give you to decimate your enemies.
You clearly have not seen the POWER of asparagus. Come experience its power and bask in the power it will give you to decimate your enemies.
I have never experienced a sparrow grass capable of bringing a grown man to tears, and I have tried plenty of ASSparagus from fancy restaurants to home grilled works of art. But my last batch of kimchi was so potent it would bring the manliest of men to their knees and bring Christopher Lee to tears.
I'm not hating on asparagus, just saying it isn't even close to cabbage in its awesomeness.
I have never experienced a sparrow grass capable of bringing a grown man to tears, and I have tried plenty of ASSparagus from fancy restaurants to home grilled works of art. But my last batch of kimchi was so potent it would bring the manliest of men to their knees and bring Christopher Lee to tears.
I'm not hating on asparagus, just saying it isn't even close to cabbage in its awesomeness.
Embrace the Asparagus. You will know power like nothing you have ever felt!