I never signed on for this war, if anything I am a conscientious objector as I enjoy both yet I have been branded unfairly as a cabbage supporter. Why can I not enjoy both broccoli and cabbage. Also Asparagus is the best vegetable anyway.
Asparagus is the only one true vegetable.
Asparagus is the only one true vegetable.
You dare take the cabbage badge as a foul brand? HEDONIST!