The elder broc was eaten by a rabid chipmunk ages ago! You ever heard the Chipmunks? That's what broccoli does to any living creature.
You are such an anti-brocc shill.
BLASPHEMY!
Ye who disgraces the holy floret shan't be forgiven!
Doom upon them, brother.
Doom upon them all!
Perhaps we should unleash our atomic broccoli??
You think you can just put this up on the front page and get away with it.
You have NO IDEA what kind of wrath we can unleash!
WE STAND UNITED AGAINST YOUR CRIMES! WE WILL NOT BE SILENCED! WE WILL NOT SURRENDER! WE WILL NEVER GIVE IN TO THE WORLD OF THE SAVAGES!!!
WE SHALL OVERCOME! THE FLORETS OF THE WORLD WILL RISE UP AGAINST YOU, AND THEY WILL TEAR YOU TO PIECES!
You might have won the battle, but you will not win the war. This war will be won by JUSTICE! This war will be won by IDEALS and CIVILIZATION! The leafy trash circles will NEVER destroy our spirit, they will never destroy our way of life, they will never destroy our people!
The right of all humanity to love Big Broccoli shall not be infringed! SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED!
Slander! Salacious libel!
Do you wish to summon the elder brocc from its slumber?