I am known as "the cabbage guy" at work. I refuse to go to certain restaurants because of their lack of cabbage dishes. I'm serious.

I love Peruvian food, I specifically love Peruvian food that substitutes potatoes for cabbage. I have coworkers who feel otherwise. They will come around and ask "want to get Peruvian?" and I literally ask "cabbage or steak?". I rarely go when it's the not the place that does cabbage right.