[–] jobes H̷̨̚e̷̚ͅr̷̖͂ë̶̻́t̸̙͆i̶͓͗c 2 points (+2|-0)

What a waste of bacon

There is no such thing as a waste of bacon. Double heresy and worth of the Sprouts Inquisition!

[–] jobes H̷̨̚e̷̚ͅr̷̖͂ë̶̻́t̸̙͆i̶͓͗c 1 points (+1|-0)

flees to a cabbage safe haven

RUN YOU HERETIC, RUUUUNNN!

Dem sprouts lookin' pretty sexy now: Bacon wrapped brussels sprouts