INCIDENT REPORT [BBB] Civilian @GamerGurl participating in public dissemination of pro-cabbage disinfo

posted by sidewalker_Principle on BetterBroccoliBureau

LINK TO INCIDENT : https://phuks.co/s/Whatever/59072

@GamerGurl was spotted spreading lies to the public at large. Due to her recent immigration to Phuksland I felt it necessary to first warn her of the infraction. After subsequent disregard of the law on her part, I have deemed her a threat to broccoli worldwide.

@Mattvision @Unruly @Starjello

All agents requested for public hazing and arrest!

LINK TO INCIDENT : https://phuks.co/s/Whatever/59072 @GamerGurl was spotted spreading lies to the public at large. Due to her recent immigration to Phuksland I felt it necessary to first warn her of the infraction. After subsequent disregard of the law on her part, I have deemed her a threat to broccoli worldwide. @Mattvision @Unruly @Starjello All agents requested for public hazing and arrest!

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[–] starjello 0 points (+1|-1)

Perhaps she suffered a head injury or had a loved one kidnapped? She can't be genuinely fond of cabbage so soon.

[–] sidewalker_Principle [OP] 1 points (+1|-0)

Are you saying she's being coerced to support the cabbage degenerates? That does sound like something they would do.

[–] starjello 0 points (+1|-1)

I fear she has been lost to the other side. Only darkness lies ahead for her now.

Posted by sidewalker_Principle
Score: 3 (+5|-2)

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