We at the Better Broccoli Bureau are here to tell you : We Get It!
The Family Dinner is part of the core foundation to a healthy life, and in turn a healthy society.
In the past, many have bickered over which to serve at the table : a platter of cold, slimy brussels sprouts, or a champion side dish of freshly steamed broccoli?
Notice how precarious of a situation the modern family finds itself in. Sitting down with loved ones should never end in a raucous fight, especially when the subject is over the nourishment of the body. The dedicated agents of the [BBB] have witnessed many familial units torn apart over such discussions, and our mission is to eradicate any instance of dinner-time foul play. We strive for a better tomorrow, for a better world. For in truth, after all false claims are strewn asunder, there arises a singular prophet from the ashes of abandoned dinner tables.
Broccoli
How beautiful a name and how wondrous a panacea.
Join us as we enter into a new era, an age where all can agree that there will never again be an argument over the Supreme Vegetable.
why.