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This is an important message to go out to all followers of Big Broccoli, but especially my most trusted allies:

@unruly @sidewalker_Principle

We are in dire times, Comrades. The Cabbageists have made another strike against our dominance on phuks, and it cannot be allowed to stand.

Several of the most recent posts on the homeland /s/Broccoli were made by a crimethinker and cabbage sympathizer! We'd been allowing scum like him to control the narrative for too long, and at the unquestionable command of Big Broccoli himself, I banned the heretics on our main sub.

After the ban, Jobes used his admin powers to unban himself as well as the other crimethinker in question, and I once again banned them both after the fact, this time on all of our subs.

Yet still, Jobes chose to retaliate against the practice of our OWN SOVEREIGNTY, on our OWN SUB! He demodded me from SDBH, which has long since been a neutral and peaceful place for Broccoli and Cabbage WhereITotallyWasn'tPlanningOnInstallingACoup

In my state of exile, I was forced to establish the new state of /s/SoapDoxBroccoliHammer

It's clear what is happening here! The Cabbagists want us out, and we must take action to defend ourselves, and our great Broccoli nation! We must fight! Fight for the sake of the florets of justice! Fight to free mankind from the clutches of the evil bud! Fight for the glory and wisdom of our dear leader, BIG BROCCOLI!

We must remember, friends, that destiny is always on our side, because in the end, truth and justice always triumph over lies and terror! Broccoli shall overcome! We shall put an end to their smelly reign of terror, and then we will take the universe!

LONG LIVE BIG BROCCOLI! LONG LIVE THE BROCCOLI REVOLUTION!

This is an important message to go out to all followers of Big Broccoli, but especially my most trusted allies: @unruly @sidewalker_Principle We are in dire times, Comrades. The Cabbageists have made another strike against our dominance on phuks, and it cannot be allowed to stand. Several of the most recent posts on the homeland /s/Broccoli were made by a *crimethinker* and cabbage sympathizer! We'd been allowing scum like him to control the narrative for too long, and at the unquestionable command of [Big Broccoli himself](https://phuks.co/s/broccoli/45904), I banned the heretics on our main sub. After the ban, Jobes used his admin powers to unban himself as well as the other crimethinker in question, and I once again banned them both after the fact, this time on all of our subs. Yet still, Jobes chose to retaliate against the practice of our OWN SOVEREIGNTY, on our OWN SUB! He demodded me from SDBH, which has long since been a neutral and peaceful place for Broccoli and Cabbage ^^(WhereITotallyWasn'tPlanningOnInstallingACoup) In my state of exile, I was forced to establish the new state of /s/SoapDoxBroccoliHammer It's clear what is happening here! The Cabbagists want us out, and we must take action to defend ourselves, and our great Broccoli nation! We must fight! Fight for the sake of the florets of justice! Fight to free mankind from the clutches of the evil bud! Fight for the glory and wisdom of our dear leader, BIG BROCCOLI! We must remember, friends, that destiny is always on our side, because in the end, truth and justice always triumph over lies and terror! Broccoli shall overcome! We shall put an end to their smelly reign of terror, and then we will take the universe! LONG LIVE BIG BROCCOLI! LONG LIVE THE BROCCOLI REVOLUTION!

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