I grew up on a dairy farm and one of the many other animals we raised were chickens. Whenever I would try to feed the ugly little demons, they would chase me and peck at my legs. When I would help feed the cows, the intelligent behemoths would happily start waddling over and mooing in excitement.
I grew up on a dairy farm and one of the many other animals we raised were chickens. Whenever I would try to feed the ugly little demons, they would chase me and peck at my legs. When I would help feed the cows, the intelligent behemoths would happily start waddling over and mooing in excitement.
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Chickens are easily smooshed by cars.
Cows easily smoosh cars.
but so delicious
They taste just as bland as they are stupid.
The problem there would be your seasoning. Do that right and you get a soft moist breast and tender thighs.
Slather anything with salt and butter and it will taste alright, excluding broccoli. But beef tastes great on its own.
They really are.
I grew up on a dairy farm and one of the many other animals we raised were chickens. Whenever I would try to feed the ugly little demons, they would chase me and peck at my legs. When I would help feed the cows, the intelligent behemoths would happily start waddling over and mooing in excitement.
They don't move out of the way of my car. Their lack of self preservation is shocking.