What would you do if you got an opposing team HR ball?

i'd like to say i'd do something fun like dunk it in beer and throw it back but i'd probably keep it, look up its value later, be disappointed, throw it on a shelf, use it when friends run out of baseballs, it gets chewed up by a giant dog, we get into hijinks trying to recover ball from said dog, go inside giant black stranger's house and probably get raped.

Depends, if it was a star player then I'd probably keep it and see if I could get it signed. Anyone else I'd either throw it back or trade it with a fan of that team.

I'd keep it for sure and give it to my son. He'd love to have it no matter who hit it.

Won't some parks kick you out if you throw it on the field?

If you don't want it, give it to the nearest kid.

I would use it to wipe my butt.