Exactly.
I remember in 1980, Geroge Brett is batting .400+, and then goes on DL with a broken big toe on his plant foot.
"I was doing laundry on our off day, and had the Cubs game on in the other room. I heard the announcer say that Buckner was coming to bat, and I like watching his approach, so I ran into the other room, and stubbed my toe, breaking it."
No, George. You say, "I was bedding 5 women at the same time, and things got kinky, and well, I broke my toe. "
Exactly.
I remember in 1980, Geroge Brett is batting .400+, and then goes on DL with a broken big toe on his plant foot.
"I was doing laundry on our off day, and had the Cubs game on in the other room. I heard the announcer say that Buckner was coming to bat, and I like watching his approach, so I ran into the other room, and stubbed my toe, breaking it."
No, George. You say, "I was bedding 5 women at the same time, and things got kinky, and well, I broke my toe. "
Lmfao. At least make up a story that you were doing yard work or something.