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The kids have thrown around mostly dumb names like Soup, Squishy, and Tortellini. I was thinking more along the lines of Fluffy or Snowball.

What do you think is a good name for a Russian Tortoise?

The kids have thrown around mostly dumb names like Soup, Squishy, and Tortellini. I was thinking more along the lines of Fluffy or Snowball. What do you think is a good name for a Russian Tortoise?

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[–] [Deleted] 1 points (+1|-0)

Guadalupe de Vespucci De Begonia de la Asuncion de Mercedes

[–] Not_Mattvision 4 points (+4|-0) Edited

Your kids have clearly surpassed you. Tortellini is unbeatable.

Also, once they started naming it they've already committed to keeping it

Yeah, I know. But if we keep it, the kids need to be prepared to take care of it if the thing out lives us.

[–] F6F_Hellcat 2 points (+2|-0)

Call him Collusion.

And BTW, did anyone ask him what his preferred pronouns are?

She is biologically a female, and doesn't deserve the rights to decide what she identifies as.

[–] traveler 1 points (+2|-1)

In the long race, Ivan the Russian Tortoise will go the distance; Tortellini the Tortoise may take playfulness forward; but it looks like Mitch has got his neck out for this one.

It looks Tortoro snuck up from behind and is giving one shell of a fight for first place!