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I have just taken a shit.

I noticed that there's (was, until I wiped) a toilet roll with vines. A toilet roll with starfish and seashells. A toilet role with flowery gay shit.

I guess I liked the vine one because it was long and reoccurring, like my shit.

What's your favourite toilet paper design?

I have just taken a shit. I noticed that there's (was, until I wiped) a toilet roll with vines. A toilet roll with starfish and seashells. A toilet role with flowery gay shit. I guess I liked the vine one because it was long and reoccurring, like my shit. What's your favourite toilet paper design?

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[–] OeeThaGreat 2 points (+2|-0)

As long as it isn't sandpaper, I don't care what kind of toilet paper we use.