I have just taken a shit.
I noticed that there's (was, until I wiped) a toilet roll with vines. A toilet roll with starfish and seashells. A toilet role with flowery gay shit.
I guess I liked the vine one because it was long and reoccurring, like my shit.
What's your favourite toilet paper design?
I was always fond of Cottonelle's texture personally. Lots of ridges.
On the
whole, though, I prefer Charmin Ultra Soft as it's more absorbent, strong, and soft.