Which would you date and where would you take them?

Taylor Swift has legs made in heaven but the greyhound facial features would be distracting and she's actually young enough to be my daughter. So it's a toss up between @jobes for making me laugh once every few weeks and Ursula Le Guin for writing one of the best book series ever.

I would take Ocasio-Cortez on a romantic date in North Korea, and then leave without her.

@Jobes

I'd take her to the edge of the earth, then show her its round.

Ocasio Cortez. I'd take her for along walk down by the river, then I'd return alone.

I kid, she's (arguably) a good-looking woman and I'm sure she's completely tolerable if not enjoyable one-on-one.

Taylor Swift, maybe, but she seems like a walking incarnation of drama.

probably Keanu.

Id just bring him home so I wouldnt feel lonely all the time.

Assume they are all 25 y/o

Caitlyn Jenner

Would I be dating a male Olympian or a younger sexier tranny?

Take Joan to the nearest hotspot of English tourists in France.