What Type of Women Do You Prefer?

Honestly, someone I can hold a decent conversation with. I've dated some really dumb women and it's painful. Someone with a hobby goes a long, long way. Some women are so uninteresting that you just can't wait to get out of the room with them. Maybe I'm just old, but that's all that really matters anymore.

Oh and no shrieking feminist harpies

I like ones that have dicks

Live ones. Necrophilia is no fun.

I like my women like I like my Scotch......12 years old and mixed up with coke.

No no no I do not but the question begged for this joke.

Emotionally healthy, and into me the way that I'm into them.

If I ever meet one I'll tell you how it works out.

22 and below bmi skinny girls with very few exceptions. The closer to 20, especially if they don't exercise regularly, the better. If they do exercise then obviously the muscle is going to produce a denser body at the same size. Always a girl who exercises over one who does not.

Sane. Yeah, I know, it's like looking for hen's teeth. But what qualifies as "sanity", anyway?

Smart, confident and funny, the trifecta of normal.

peace...

The type that is already my wife. There currently exists one woman in the world of that type.

...that's the right answer. Before my wife, it was girls with issues, particularly with their dad. I didn't know any better back then and I'm not totally sure I do now. There's no more intense and pure love than those types, but the trajectory of those relationships is inevitably like a firework.

Your mum.

I married the most intellectually and emotionally intelligent woman I ever met and love her more deeply every day. Even thoughi have pretty much unhindered access to beautiful women who have no qualms about being with a married man, I've never even flirted with another woman since I met her cos she just hits the spot for me.