What would a Phuks Meetup look like?

It would be a bar no doubt and I'd like to add to your scenario: @unruly and @pmya would make a mess of the saladbar, throwing produce around while making obscure English vegetable related insults at eachother. There would be a discussion over watching baseball or football (soccer) match on TV and @OeeThaGreat would just flip it to hockey. Someone will have brought weed. SDBH will be hanging around in the bathroom sniffing glue, smearing poo on the walls and active in some random acts of sodomy. @polsaker will no doubt try to fix something in the bar and cause a power-outage which results in a fire. @pembo210 would save the day and will heroically put out the fire while screaming like a girl. @TheBuddha would have brought a guitar and take over the music after the jukebox dies due to @pmya "speedrunning" it. @Dii_Casses , @jobes and myself would be in a heated debate about politics screaming at eachother at the bar, getting drunker and drunker, going more and more offtopic, eventually end up comparing video games while constantly stating "Iluvvv youou gusys" to eachother. @E_Werd would come dressed in a furry fox costume and @ohphukimintrouble would be lonely outside, crying in the rain, as he can't enter the bar due to age restrictions. And ofcourse there will be [bitterballen](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Z7b3gvkurRM/hqdefault.jpg) served @polsaker would offer to pay the bill and damages in Argentinian pesos, We would would all laugh!