In 1977, we sent Voyager into space, sending images of Earth, languages and mathematical equations into the void. We also sent 27 pieces of music. What would Phuks send into space for alien civilisations to listen to?

The pub thing drives me up the wall. It is impossible to go to a vaguely touristy destination anywhere on the planet and not stumble across some dickhead stumbling around in a beer garden wearing a St George's flag for a shirt.