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[–] E-werd 2 points (+2|-0)

It's probably been in the past year. I recall a surprise diarrhea fart, squeezed the cheeks but the damage was done.

About 6 months ago the bathrooms at work were shutdown so we had to use a business next door. I was doing my thing and all of a sudden an intense urge to poop hit me like a freight train. Half way to the other to the business next door, a shart snuck out and I pooped my pants.

[–] Hitchens 1 points (+1|-0)

I knew when I read that title you had a funny story to share.

What did you do for the rest of the day with shit pants?

It didn't soak through my underwear, so I just threw them away and free balled it for the next 6 hours.

[–] Sissypuff 1 points (+1|-0)

About a year ago. Was out riding (motorbikes) with my buddy. We chased each other down a great stretch of road for a couple hours, and then stopped for tacos. Back at the motel I was changing out of my jeans and noticed a load in my shorts. Had no idea it was there or when I did it. Embarrassing as hell that everyone at the taco place probably saw the big brown stain in my seat. Seriously, who shits them self and then hasn't a clue that their pants are full? Well me for one, clearly.

The people at the taco place just assumed you had a case of the taco shits.

[–] Sarcastaway 1 points (+1|-0)

Thank god, I really can't recall. I've had some close calls though.

[–] [Deleted] 1 points (+1|-0)

literally? When i over trusted a fart last week.

metaphorically? When I reviewed my exam results.