Why are Geese such rude birds?

assume they get a turn.

Greedy bastards. They're already like the bald eagles of Canada, what else do they want?

They're fucking demons. With teeth. Seriously, look at this shit. There's teeth on their tongues.

Can we talk also about their desultory defecation?

sorry, my bad, i guess i taught them to do that when i was a kid and any time i saw geese i'd go chasing after them honking. in my defense, it was a lot of fun.

Geese will be Geese.

also why I wont go out on walks anymore around the lake. @GoatsShadow, sry.