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[–] Owlchemy 3 points (+4|-1)

Since they're evil and disgusting, like broccoli, I have to go with the fact that they're foul, deformed, mutant broccoli. They are also given to small children as a form of punishment. The children then sneak them off their plates and feed them to the dog ... which is also why so many dogs bite kids.

[–] [Deleted] 0 points (+0|-0)

cut them in half, fry them open side down in a lot of butter until getting caramelized, just to the point that they're just, juuuust on the edge of burning (this may take a couple tries), flip, fry other side until that outer layer is well caramelized. be sure to use copious butter. never disrespect brussels sprouts again.