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Mine would be:

Groucho Marx (Oh his new line of Elephant pajamas?) Hitler- Racial Purity Jack Kerouac- Freeflow writing Aleister Crowley- The death of god. g.g Alin- why you should hate me.
Mine would be: Groucho Marx (Oh his new line of Elephant pajamas?) Hitler- Racial Purity Jack Kerouac- Freeflow writing Aleister Crowley- The death of god. g.g Alin- why you should hate me.

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[–] Sarcastaway 9 points (+9|-0) Edited

Genghis Khan - How to win fights and intimidate people

JFK - How to fuck everything from women to the banks

Nikola Tesla - I gave you zero-point energy and you idiots still burn coal

The Buddha - The 7 habits of highly enlightened people

Winston Churchill - As a man drinketh

George Carlin and Bill Hicks - Everything is fucked
[–] Justintoxicated 4 points (+4|-0) Edited

Charlemagne - Bringing Europe out of the Dark Ages

Tokugawa Ieyasu - Succeeding as a Shogun

Charles the Hammer Martel - How to lay a trap that defeats huge invading armies

Farmer Martin Burns - The invention of Pro Wrestling

Vince McMahon - Testicles the Size of Grapefruits: How I Build an Entertainment Empire

John Kennedy Toole - Ignatius and the rise of the Neckbeard

Charles Bukowski - How Many Vices Does a Man Need

Mae West - Seducing You With Great Timing

David Johansen - Being a New York Doll

Calvin Coolidge - Man of Few Words
[–] antikaon 3 points (+3|-0) Edited
  • Apple founder, Steve Wozniak - Ideas Are Great, But Someone Has To Actually Make Stuff.
  • Author and Humorist, Mark Twain - The Rise of Social Media and the Fall of Common Sense.
  • Accomplished Intelligence Operative, Elim Garak - The Dangers of Telling the Same Lie Twice.
  • Secret Agent, James Bond - Awesome Cars, Hot Women, and Making A Proper Martini.
  • Frequent Kessel Runner, Han Solo - Of Course I F$%king Shot First.
  • Genius-Billionaire-Playboy-Philanthropist, Tony Stark - 3D Printing A New Life Form.
  • Head of the "Warren Commission", Earl Warren - The JFK "Assassination": An Overly Sophisticated Suicide Attempt By Texas Governor John Connally
  • Comedian, Writer, and Actor, Norm Macdonald - Social and Economic Issues of the Twenty-First Century Crack-Whore.
  • Forensic Psychiatrist, Hannibal Lecter - Continuing Efforts To Increase The World's Food Supply In the Face Of Rapidly Increasing Population.
[–] InnocentBystander 3 points (+4|-1)

Richard Feynman
Ken Kessy
Laozi (Tao Te Ching author)
Vladimir Lenin (no not for that reason)
Hammurabi
Bender (you said dream!)

Y'know what, I can't do this. Too many good ones to narrow it down.
There's a few.
[–] somestonedgnome [OP] 1 points (+1|-0)

Nice! How did I forget Ken Kesey on my list?
[–] InnocentBystander -1 points (+0|-1)

Well, you had Kerouac. Not the same, but sorta/kinda connected.
Besides I am sure that everyone missed a bunch of names they didn't think of at the time.
If I made a full list, I doubt I could shorten it to 1000.
[–] jobes 3 points (+3|-0) Edited

Mel Brooks - "How to make a funny movie that offends everyone, but no one complains, because it was funny."
[–] KFCNyanCat 1 points (+1|-0) Edited

Peter Kropotkin - How an Anarcho-Communist Society Can Survive and Thrive

Christian Weston Chandler - How To Make Money Off Idiots By Being a Cringelord

Jesus Christ - Nobody Profits off Stuff They Actually Believe In

Monika - A Personal Account of Finding Out Your Life Isn't Real, and Is Yours?

Ronald Reagan - Why The War on Drugs is Still Necessary

The Idiots Who Made Drugs Illegal In The First Place - Why We Hate Freedom

Dr. Martin Luther King - I Was a Democratic Socialist, Damn It!
[–] [Deleted] 1 points (+2|-1)

My father

Mark Twain

Plato

Jonathan Swift

David Bowie

Ronald Reagan

Judas

Cleopatra w/special guest: Mark Antony

George Washington

Ron Palillo
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