After a night on the turps, I managed to squeeze my head under a small shrub in someone's backyard and woke up with two of the boys in blue standing over me.
Another night, I ended up right outside the front door of a supermarket around 9am with my head buried in a shrub again, my body sprawled out over the main path to the front doors and shoppers stepping round me and giving me very dirty looks.
Those shrubs must have looked like giant fluffy pillows.
2000
Went to Seattle the night before to attend a rave at naf studios. (Hopefully someone else remembers that place). Long day before and even longer night. Remembered kissing some girl quite a lot. Can't remember now if she was good looking or not, but I do remember glitter.
Wake up on the Seattle to Edmonton ferry without my car? Was in a seat on the deck outside, and was told by the crew that two males placed me there almost 20 min before I woke up and they got off the ferry.
Looked around the lower deck for my car and was nowhere to be found...hmmmm I had insurance so if it was sitting at the bottom of the sound so be it.
Get to base and call up my insurance company trying to explain the situation. They ask if I can remember where I parked it and tell me I had great people looking at for me if I can't remember the much anyways lol.
Come to find out it was likely I was bill Cosbyed (roofie).
2 days later I get a call telling me my car was impounded by Seattle PD (base notified me through command). It was parked at a meter that expired long ago lol.
Yeah good times back then.