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I occupy space, keep a chair warm, and comment on Phuks.
It's been so long since I've done anything else, that I have forgotten what I was hired for.
:)

[–] Adhdferret 5 points (+5|-0)

Used to repair forklifts, pallet jacks and other warehouse equipment. Then I got hurt, they said they were going to pay, went on unemployment for almost a year while I sued the shit out of them.

Everytime we were in court they had someone else's file, and their lawyer needed to be reminded who I was. Judge said one day that we were to figure this out in mediation before our next hearing otherwise he would recommend it for trial.

They settled for almost 6 figures.

Now I mill out guns in my basement and lure pembo with awsome bang shit I find online.

[–] PhunkyPlatypus 5 points (+5|-0)

Production work. Nothing glorious but it has some decent benefits.

[–] GumpyBastard 5 points (+5|-0)

House husband. A little over a year ago we sat down and ran some numbers. My wife was making a lot more than I was. When we looked at all the added taxes and other related costs of my working (gas, vehicle wear and tear, etc) it turned out I was actually only making a couple dollars an hour. So I quit work and now putter around our house out in the country.

[–] Middle_Pillar 5 points (+5|-0)

Struggle, lol.

I spent the majority of my working life as a cook/chef. I decided to get out completely 6 months ago. I never wanted to be an executive chef and give away 80+ hours a week. So for the betterment of my family I've gone into sales.

I have to say. My current job is lame. I basically work in a call center. Money is better, but not by much. But this job was always meant to just be a foot in the door to something better.

I'm now actively pursuing a license in another sales-related field.

I get to see my wife and son every morning and night. We spend weekends doing fun things, i get time to garden and exercise without being totally drained by my job.

[–] pembo210 4 points (+4|-0)

Legacy php/zend server upkeep and helpdesk for companies full of boomers that built stuff 12+ years ago and would rather pay me in 40 hour chunks than upgrade. realted: Wordpress/joomla custom modules and extensions for a while.

I also worked for plant nurseries, golf courses, a few auto shops, UPS, and food prep for catering services over the years.

[–] flannelfag 4 points (+4|-0)

production operator in chemical plant

it really isn't fun or interesting

[–] chmod 2 points (+2|-0)

Engineer (contractor) for the US Army. I can't tell you what I do. Not because it's super secret, it's because it's so specialized I'm the only contractor doing it in the entire DoD and it would be easy to dox me.

[–] DKeere 1 points (+1|-0)

Hmm, only a couple of jobs like that with the army. I too am an army contractor.

[–] DKeere 1 points (+1|-0)

Train soldiers on communications warfare, though I'm probably moving back to training small unit tactics. Computers suck.

[–] CDanger 0 points (+0|-0)

Does that include meme warfare?

[–] DKeere 0 points (+0|-0)

Nah, mostly hardening field deployable systems and networks and exploitation of combat procured information systems.

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