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My fatal flaw :

I cannot, will not, be involved in anything remotely related to cauliflower. Its bad. I've ostracized myself from many family members, I've lost jobs because of it, I've even had to divorce the love of my life because she brought home cauliflower mashed potatoes one night for dinner. Who fucking does that??

Broccoli has always been there for me, though. I don't know what I would do without it. It guides me through this valley of lesser cabbage filth. I truly owe it my life, which is why I've taken it upon myself to preach the good news.

[–] E-werd 1 points (+1|-0)

Do you even know what you're fighting at this point?

Your comment made me pause and reevaluate my strategies. Truly, the enemy is unknown. Cauliflowers are sheisty phuks.