How should I cook my broccoli tonight?

[–] Chaoticneutral 2 points (+2|-0)

Broiled in the oven with olive oil, salt, Parmesan cheese.

[–] sidewalker_Principle [OP] 2 points (+2|-0)

Sounds good, but I've taken a strong anti-Parmesan stance ever since I heard most of it is Italian wood shavings.

[–] Chaoticneutral 2 points (+2|-0)

You just need to buy the good stuff. Buy your own block and grate it.

[–] InnocentBystander 1 points (+1|-0)

ever since I heard most of it is Italian wood shavings

Yes, but very tasty wood shavings. And wood is a vegetable.
Ceder tastes good too.

[–] sidewalker_Principle [OP] 1 points (+1|-0)

Wood is a...vegetable?!

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[–] Sarcastaway 1 points (+1|-0)

Raw and plain. The only acceptable way to consume such a sublime cultivar.

[–] sidewalker_Principle [OP] 1 points (+1|-0)

You have achieved Satori. Welcome, brother.

[–] [Deleted] 1 points (+1|-0)

In Hell Floret Ridden Scum! In Hell!

(Paddy's is against broccoli am I right? I forgot)

[–] sidewalker_Principle [OP] 2 points (+2|-0)

Have at thee you scoundrel cabbage!

If Paddy's is against broccoli THAN I AM AGAINST PADDY'S!

I like the music though :(

[–] [Deleted] 2 points (+2|-0)

I don't know man. I could be wrong. Someone took a stand a few days ago against the broccoli menace and we stand united!!!!!! Don't tell them, I eat broccoli! They'll kick me out. :P

[–] Owlchemy 1 points (+1|-0)

Yeah, Paddy's Pub is a broccoli free zone! Death Before Broccoli!!!!

How should I cook my broccoli tonight?

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