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I just cut my hand opening a box of cereal.

I just cut my hand opening a box of cereal.

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This one time, 3 years ago, I broke my arm. I was informed, inproperly, that my keys were in a throttling wood chipper. Alas, they were not. I shall never wear a cast again. The itching drove me to the brink of insanity. From now on all my locks shall be keyless.