I just cut my hand opening a box of cereal.
I just cut my hand opening a box of cereal.
This one time, 3 years ago, I broke my arm. I was informed, inproperly, that my keys were in a throttling wood chipper. Alas, they were not. I shall never wear a cast again. The itching drove me to the brink of insanity. From now on all my locks shall be keyless.
Yeah...I had a biter for my first cat because I encouraged it when he was young because it was cute. Shit got far less cute when he was older, could never break that habit. Lost that cat in a divorce, have had two cats for 7 years now and never been bit and barely scratched and it's paradise.
Edit: "barely scratched" to clarify, I get "cuddle claws" every fucking night mostly on my neck. Yet another lesson learned about not letting kittens do cute shit because it sticks for life
My girlfriend once gave herself a concussion from slipping on a receipt that was laying on her linoleum floor. Stepped on it, slipped and hit her head on the corner of a couch. Damn near broke her neck.
Tag rugby? Is that like flag football?
American football lite; mostly played by children during PE/gym class. Everyone wears a belt of velcro'd streamers/"flags" and tackling is replaced with yanking a flag.
https://flagfootballmiami.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/flags.jpg
Edit: After looking up tag rugby; yes almost exactly that.
I wanted to see if the car cigarette lighter was still hot. I mean it wasn't glowing red any more, right. I had an interesting finger print for quite a while.
When I was a kid, I stuck one of those plastic googly eyes in my ear and doctors had to pull it out.