He wants to jump through hoops to catch up and I keep blowing him off. I should probably say fuck off but after 12 years of friendship I guess I want it to be more gallant? He's rich and bought a blonde blue eyed virgin from eastern europe... I'm just pretty much disgusted with him.
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