He wants to jump through hoops to catch up and I keep blowing him off. I should probably say fuck off but after 12 years of friendship I guess I want it to be more gallant? He's rich and bought a blonde blue eyed virgin from eastern europe... I'm just pretty much disgusted with him.
[I dunno if anyone deserves this](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/bc/4e/cc/bc4ecccf35343591191c593dfb7cc13c.jpg)
Show no mercy. If he was a dick to your wife, piss her off and hand her the phone