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[–] Mattvision 4 points (+4|-0)

Drink excessively, so that I can forget about the countless other things that I am ashamed of besides drinking.

[–] [Deleted] 4 points (+4|-0)

Deny my morality so that I can continue to live a meaningless existance.

[–] PMYA [OP] 5 points (+5|-0)

Well shit, I feel better about liberating coffee packets now.

[–] [Deleted] 1 points (+1|-0)

I eat too much of the wrong things and drink to frequently.

[–] Justintoxicated 1 points (+1|-0) Edited

I think up scenarios which insanely piss me off on a regular basis, which generally leads me back to having disdain for humanity and reaffirms my own cynicism. It's kind of easy in a big city full of assholes but is not very productive.

[–] PMYA [OP] 0 points (+0|-0)

I steal packs of coffee and everyone else is having an existential crisis. What is going on?

[–] jobes 1 points (+1|-0)

I must be dyslexic because I only saw the last 4 letters of soluble and was under the impression that you were showing us disposable packs of lube.