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I would ask them how they choose the meat and wait for the answer. Everything burns.

I would ask them how they choose the meat and wait for the answer. Everything burns.

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Depends.
How did they get the meat?

If they murdered someone, I'd be pissed and call the cops.
If they got it without murder, then I could deal with that.

I'll eat any animal that I didn't have a personal relationship with.
I would never eat my cat. But I would eat yours. And I probably wouldn't eat you, but I'd eat your sibling if they were served in a non-homicidal way.

[–] PistolPete [OP] 1 points (+1|-0)

You would report a good friend after they served you a delicious meal? Murder is the best way to guarantee fresh meat. Dude don't bring pet threats into this! The consequences are shameful in their brutality.

You would report a good friend after they served you a delicious meal?

Ya, I'm an asshole like that. Murder is a pet-peeve of mine. I guess I'm just not the tolerant type.

Dude don't bring pet threats into this!

Don't worry, I would never murder your cat.
But if I happened to see it get hit by a car, and I got there while the body was still fresh, and in good shape.. Well, why let good meat go to waste?

[–] PistolPete [OP] 1 points (+1|-0)

Murder is the human condition for survival. Okay you prepare her while I weep and we can share.