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You're missing the secret ingredient.
1 part oatmeal, 2 parts brown sugar.

[–] PistolPete 1 points (+1|-0)

Ummm obesity is the result I think?

Except that I'm in excellent shape.

I eat what I want, when I want, and as much as I want.
Food alone does not cause obesity.

I can eat like that because I am a very active person.

Link to the only photo of me online. It doesn't show much of my body, but enough for you to see I am not fat.

[–] PistolPete 1 points (+1|-0)

Sweet fucking beard man! You have my envy. Maybe I should start adding a /s here.