Why does oatmeal smell so good but taste like garbage?

[–] Mastercat 4 points (+4|-0)

I don't know what's wrong with your tastebuds. Oatmeal is fucking delicious. For me.

[–] [Deleted] 2 points (+2|-0)

Something must be wrong with your taste buds because plain oatmeal tastes like cardboard.

[–] Mastercat 3 points (+3|-0)

You could try it with some butter or salt or malt or something.

[–] InnocentBystander 3 points (+3|-0)

You're missing the secret ingredient.
1 part oatmeal, 2 parts brown sugar.

[–] PistolPete 1 points (+1|-0)

Ummm obesity is the result I think?

[–] InnocentBystander 1 points (+1|-0)

Except that I'm in excellent shape.

I eat what I want, when I want, and as much as I want.
Food alone does not cause obesity.

I can eat like that because I am a very active person.

Link to the only photo of me online. It doesn't show much of my body, but enough for you to see I am not fat.

[–] PistolPete 1 points (+1|-0)

Sweet fucking beard man! You have my envy. Maybe I should start adding a /s here.

[–] jobes 0 points (+0|-0)

I almost only do plain oatmeal made with water only. Sometimes I'll make it with milk for something different, and add some berries or walnuts to it as well.

I haven't had it in a while though, because eating it everyday for several years got too repetitive, so I took a break

Why does oatmeal smell so good but taste like garbage?

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