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My first was in the Navy. My 1st class. He wasn't hard. He was a weak fucking douche. When I thought of the military I thought of yelling and beatings in order to make the insubordination stop. This motherfucker would just run and tell chief. Like a bitch!

When we were in port the Master Blaster would force us to stay and clean the already clean deck plates. It was up to 1st class douche to stand up and get us the fuck out of there. He failed every time. The firemen was the one to get shot done because he was such a worthless fuck.

There are more reasons he doesn't deserve to live.

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My first was in the Navy. My 1st class. He wasn't hard. He was a weak fucking douche. When I thought of the military I thought of yelling and beatings in order to make the insubordination stop. This motherfucker would just run and tell chief. Like a bitch! When we were in port the Master Blaster would force us to stay and clean the already clean deck plates. It was up to 1st class douche to stand up and get us the fuck out of there. He failed every time. The firemen was the one to get shot done because he was such a worthless fuck. There are more reasons he doesn't deserve to live. What's your story? Preview

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[–] Justintoxicated 1 points (+1|-0)

Some metal dude busted into bathroom at a show I was at and I was taking a dump (drunk shits, lots of cheap beer). He busted in and punched me like 9 times in the head (he hit like a bitch, I should've been knocked the fuck out, he actually paused after the first 3 because he realized he was doing no damage and ran after I started pulling my pants up), I couldn't get up and do anything because I was well... shitting. His girlfriend ran in and grabbed my shirt ripping it and they ran out before I could get my pants up. The venue bouncer basically stopped me from running after them. I never saw this person again, even at shows at the same venue but they sure as hell better hope I never see them again because they are due an epic ass whooping.

Everything about it was just so low and pathetic.