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[–] OeeThaGreat 2 points (+2|-0)

Imagine being some average Roman citizen doing some normal shit, and BAMM you are killed by this crazy fire from the mountain. Then, 2 thousand years later you look down from the afterlife, and you are known as the masturbating man because the crazy fire that killed you froze your body in some lewd position that makes it look like you're playing the five knuckle shuffle. Now you are the laughing stock of the Afterlife. Even Voluptas is cracking jokes about the dude caught jacking off during the Pompeii eruption.