Are you looking for meaning? Looking for excitement? Do you want to make a difference in the name of good? Join the Applepire (name in progress) today! #WHAT CAN THE APPLEPIRE DO FOR YOU? *Protect you, your posts, and your family from orange supporters showing up out of nowhere to talk to you about vitamin C *??? *Profit #*WHAT KINDS OF JOBS ARE WAITING FOR YOU?* We need: *Moderators (must control less than 20 subs) *Posters (must be proficient in English, Esperanto, and a secret language @jobes and I made up) *Pie and cider factory workers *The guy who legally only does laundry for @jobes but really does some other stuff that legally has nothing to do with us paying you to do it *The guy who poops in the tank in @unruly's toilet so that when he flushes all the water is brown and he has to fish it out of the tank (last one got shot; must be bulletproof) #WHY SUPPORT APPLES? *Apples aren't just fruit. They're hope. Hope that can be picked right from a tree and eaten raw, baked into a pie, fermented into a cider, or even used for some medicinal purposes depending on the century *Oranges are the devils fruit. More than likely they are the actual forbidden fruit from Judeo-Christian mythology, and the sole reason mankind is doomed. If we get everyone to stop eating them maybe God will let us back in. *Apples will always be there for you. I once suffered severe depression, and without apples, I likely would have taken my own life. But it was through their juicy goodness that I was able to find value in my own life again, and get on the path to self-improvement. I now have a kid, 3 wives, a job, a mansion, and a Chevy Equinox. All thanks to apples. *Oranges will betray you. Nearly all adulatory is committed with oranges involved in some way. Don't let it ruin your marriage. #JOIN THE APPLEPIRE TODAY! Inquire below