maybe i'll get back to you but probably not
as i raised my ass off the seat, i thought to myself, "this seems a good time to head to bed." while washing my hands i decided to share with you all my achievement. after quickly writing this post, i shut down my computer and cleaned up my plate from the snack i had had earlier, my first pizza rolls in months. i looked back fondly at eating them, i cooked them to perfection with my elite cooking skills, setting an alarm for 10 minutes, then watching them for about another minute until they just started opening but before they spilled all of their tasty goodness. after a rinse, i stuck the plate in the dishwasher. i then grabbed my blanket which i had just washed and threw it around my neck so i could pour myself a glass of water. i was then ready for bed so i started walking to my bedroom. some 10 seconds later i arrived at my bedroom which, fortunately, had not been struck by a meteor or taken over by crab people. i set my glass down on my desk next to my bed and spread my blanket out on the bed and then got in. i proceeded to fall asleep to the commentary for season 1, episode 1 of rick and morty. the last thing i remember is thinking ryan ridley needs to shut the fuck up.
as i raised my ass off the seat, i thought to myself, "this seems a good time to head to bed." while washing my hands i decided to share with you all my achievement. after quickly writing this post, i shut down my computer and cleaned up my plate from the snack i had had earlier, my first pizza rolls in months. i looked back fondly at eating them, i cooked them to perfection with my elite cooking skills, setting an alarm for 10 minutes, then watching them for about another minute until they just started opening but before they spilled all of their tasty goodness. after a rinse, i stuck the plate in the dishwasher. i then grabbed my blanket which i had just washed and threw it around my neck so i could pour myself a glass of water. i was then ready for bed so i started walking to my bedroom. some 10 seconds later i arrived at my bedroom which, fortunately, had not been struck by a meteor or taken over by crab people. i set my glass down on my desk next to my bed and spread my blanket out on the bed and then got in. i proceeded to fall asleep to the commentary for season 1, episode 1 of rick and morty. the last thing i remember is thinking ryan ridley needs to shut the fuck up.
Assuming you didn't fall asleep on the toilet, what did you do in the time between your BM and you going to bed?
Be as detailed as possible, I want to know step by step. At least 6-8 sentences.