Why not announce your presence and aim for the drain hole? Or just go outside to pee, that's what I do at night.
Fuck the world, I aim for the seat.
Some men just want to see the world burn.
Confucius say "anyone can piss on the seat. Be a man, shit on the ceiling."
Did you grow up with your bathroom next to a parents/siblings room?
Nope. I've always done it since it's quieter. It's less bubbly too.
My brother and I do the same thing. I've always suspected it was because our bathroom was next to our parents room and we were trying to be quieter.
Do you urinate on the bowl rather than into the bowl because you enjoy the feeling of urine splashing on your legs?